Walking a Sexy Walk—You May Win!

Our walking contest is not about speed of walking, and it doesn't matter whether you're pretty. It's not a hot body contest, a booty contest, a big booty contest, a butt contest, a best butt contest, a nice butt contest, an ass contest, a best ass contest, a shaking ass contest. It's a beautiful walking contest. As far as we know, it's the first and only BEAUTIFUL walking contest, and a bigger booty helps give more walk wiggle, more shaking ass, more action, in short, more sexy walking, and a sexy walk is prettier than just a walk. A big booty can help a lot to make a walk beautiful, giving more curves, more shaking, more action, more wiggle than a smaller booty.

In OUR contest it's how head-turningly gorgeous the walk is that is the biggest factor, and a thin model's butt isn't usually curvey enough and the walk isn't usually yummy enough to compete with a bigger ass. A bigger booty wiggles better—a model isn't usually that good at shaking ass because she usually has such a small one. If a little-assed model enters and tries to prove us wrong, more power to her. It's just that over our lifetimes, we've noticed quite a few bigger booty ladies whose walk was thrilling, beautiful, hypnotic, yummy, irresistable, and so lively that it was simply breathtaking. All such ladies have had bigger than average butts.

So even though for our contest, the face doesn't matter, the body does because a hot body can walk prettier than an unattractive one. For these reasons, make sure when you enter that you show us how (deservedly) proud you are of having a nice butt by flaunting it with a sexy walk. And just in case the media has confused you about what's sexy, you should know that most wiggles and quivers and most shakings are pretty but a few types are not.

If you don't have a nice ass, you probably won't win, since some contestants WILL have one.

Be particularly careful of wardrobe! Many ladies have been told they look "nicest" in pants that block all the wiggles so they look stiff and uninteresting. This may be great for the office and on the sidewalk, but it's all wrong for our contest! Remember, you're trying to avoid attention on the street, but you're trying to GET admiring attention in our contest! Do not assume you know what we'll find attractive.

In truth, you may look best walking in thicker pants, thinner pants, a bathing suit, a bikini, a thong, or even in something like underwear or a short skirt. (We're TV-14 rated, which means no less than a thong and make sure nipples are 100% covered by your top. Nude entries will not be entered in THIS contest, and neither will contestants under 18 years old.) The critical thing is that the outfit EMPHASIZES all the pretty shaking and wiggles and DE-EMPHASIZES any weakness you have like skin blemishes, cellulite, overrweightness, tatoos, or scars. Butts that stick out behind need proud emphasis, not flattening by inappropriate pants! Do not assume a quiver is seen as overweight, since a small quiver can add beauty to a big wiggle, regardless of what you may have heard. A quiver is usually closer to the surface than a wiggle, and a wiggle is the butt muscles oscillating with each step. On the main contest site you'll see walking instructions and outfit advice in the contest rules section.